CNWF²
DANGER
ZONE!!
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Littlerock, Arkansas
Monday, November 17, 1997
Time: 11:52:00 p.m. {Second Segment}
CNWF²
{continuation}
The scene cuts back in on a view of
the ring where Dominator is slugging it out with Bad Ass in the ring. He is giving him several sharp right hand
blows which are taking their toll on John.
{commentary}
Michael Richardson: I still can't believe you Lex! This is hair brained! This is idiotic! This is...
Lex Victor: You
had better stop barking up that tree right now if you value your job. I am not doing this for the hell of it. I
am doing this because I have been dependable for nearly a year now. I don't want people to start bailing out on
me now. Friday Ride pissed me off enough. People showed up at the arena _after_ it was too late. The show was already
(CENSORED)
over.
Knee Johnson: I think it is a good idea to leave Lex alone right now. I don't think he is very happy.
{ring}
Dominator is delivering fierce knife-edge
chops to Bad Ass John. He is staggering from each blow, but as he ducks down from one hit, he delivers a sharp
shoulder to the chest of Dominator, knocking the wind out of him. He then kicks him in the gut and delivers a DDT.
Bad Ass then falls back on a set of turnbuckles to regain his breath. Dominator seems to be recovering quickly,
though... and before Bad Ass knows it, he is eating Dominator's boot.
{commentary}
Lex Victor: Now
there's a huge boot to the face from Dominator. Bad Ass used to be a contender here, but this Dominator is amazing.
Michael Richardson: A lot of people here seem to think you are treating the Dominator of Destruction a
bit too nicely. Some think you should crack down on him and put him back down to a lower level. What do you think
of that?
Lex Victor: Put
him to a lower level? If I put him down a notch, the man would never have a challenge. I even think this U.S. belt
is too low for him and even Jeff Beam.
Knee Johnson: You should start a beer drinking division here. Then you would see some real competition
from the real heavyweights of this sport!
Lex Victor: I
don't doubt you, Knee, but I am looking for people who have skill and can entertain.
Knee Johnson: Don't you think watching a guy heaving his guts from drinking too much beer is entertaining?
Lex Victor: Actually
no. Let's get back to this match.
{ring}
Bad Ass John is now delivering a few
shots to the massive abdominal region of Dominator who seems to be shrugging off every blow with a laugh. Finally,
Dominator has had enough and he lifts John into a body slam. He then leaps high into the air and comes down with
a leg drop... only to have Bad Ass move out of the way just in time. Dominator grabs his leg in pain, and Bad Ass
kicks at it to add extra punishment. Bad Ass also returns the favor of the boot to the face with one of his own.
{commentary}
Michael Richardson: Well, Dominator towers over Bad Ass John, but one thing is for certain, and that is
every man is just as tall as the other man when one of them is on the mat.
Lex Victor: That's
true, but for some fighters, it just doesn't matter just how tall the opponent is, the fighter can conquer it.
Michael Richardson: I think you took on too big of a challenge letting this show go on tonight! You should
not have decided to air it at the last minute rather than just recording it and airing it tomorrow. Calling the
satellite crew to come back wasn't an easy job! I can't believe they got here on time.
Lex Victor: It's
a risk I had to take. I just can't let the fans down.
Knee Johnson: You're a sap, Lex! Hell, you get no respect. It seems that the wrestlers here don't
really care about you. Especially Pickney and Mushroom Head.
Lex Victor: I
really couldn't give two (CENSORED)
and a flying (CENSORED)
about what either of them think. Pickney IC champion who will only face who he wants to face? I say screw that!
I am president here and I can sign whatever the (CENSORED)
I want to sign him to fight. He can go ahead and cry and quit if he wants. Quitters are nothing new around here
and I have had them before. Life goes on. I started this federation with hardly any talent. I can do it again.
So if I want him to face Da SuPerFan, I will do it. He isn't going to stop me from signing that match because I
need an IC champ that is going to bring honor to that belt. Either that or someone who will at least have the guts
to defend it. And Mushroom Head, all I have to say is try running a corporation like this some time. It isn't easy
to get a respectable name like CNWF² has. Damn, too much (CENSORED)
is flying around these days. But look at that! John has Dominator in a Sleeper! This could be something!
{ring}
Bad Ass is on Dominator's back holding
him in a sleeper hold which Dominator is trying frantically to get out of. Fortunately, he is still retaining his
vertical base and is slowly making it to the ropes. The sleeper hold, however, begins taking it's toll on Dominator
and he starts going down. He is on one knee now and Bad Ass is locking on more pressure with the sleeper hold and
Dominator is losing consciousness. The referee goes over and lifts his arm... and it falls back down.
{commentary}
Knee Johnson: How is Dominator looking now, Lex? Doesn't seem he is coming off so well!
Lex Victor: It's
not over yet.
Knee Johnson: There's two! He can't get out of this.
{ring}
Just as the referee goes over to lift
Dominator's arm one more time, Dominator jerks himself foreward, flinging Bad Ass John off of him and into a turnbuckle.
He then walks over to him, picks him up off the canvas, and lifts him in a gorilla press. He holds him there for
a bit, then slams him to the canvas.
{commentary}
Lex Victor: I'm
not taking any sides here, but Dominator sure knows how to come out of rough spots.
Knee Johnson: Ah, so what. You should see me when I drink to much beer and keep myself from chucking
it all out! It's great!
Lex Victor: That's
disgusting, Knee! I can't believe you are on this show!
Knee Johnson: Believe it! You signed the contract.
{ring}
Dominator seems to have Bad Ass John
right where he wants him. He picks him up off the canvas and clotheslines him back down to where he came from.
It was quite a vicious clothesline. That becomes apparent as Bad Ass John isn't moving. Dominator goes by and nudges
him with a boot, and John still doesn't move. He goes to pick him up, but he gets a shot to the groin region which
the referee for some reason doesn't see. Dominator is obviously in a lot of pain right now as Bad Ass takes him
down to the canvas and starts punching his face.
{commentary}
Michael Richardson: Come on, Ref! Disqualify him!
Lex Victor: The
referees don't always see everything. You can't fault him
Knee Johnson: I thought you were voting for Dominator.
Lex Victor: My
job is to call this match down the middle. Now let's do our job. And right now Dominator just threw Bad Ass about
halfway across the ring! I think Dominator is still doing his job!
Michael Richardson: The guy has eighty pounds over Bad Ass and about eight inches on him. He knows how
to use it as well. He's a deadly weapon.
Knee Johnson: Yeah, yeah. He isn't all that tough.
Lex Victor: Well,
he has John at the turnbuckles. He's going up to the top rope himself. He just sat down on the top turnbuckle...
this could be the Self-Destruction!
Knee Johnson: You know why they call it the Self-Destruction?
Michael Richardson: Why's that, Knee?
Knee Johnson: Because if he screwes up on it, his social life is self-destruted!
Michael Richardson: Um... I don't get it.
Lex Victor: Well,
you don't have to get it because it looks like Bad Ass John is already going to get it! Wow! That must have hurt!
A powerbomb from the top rope! He's going for the cover now. One! Two! Three! It's over!
{ring}
Bad Ass John is reeling on the canvas
as the referee walks over and raises Dominator's arm in victory.
Ring Announcer: The winner of this match, Dominator of Destruction!
He will go on to face "Iron Man" Jeff Beam in the final round of the United States tournoment.
The fans cheer as Dominator walks out
of the ring and back to the locker room.
___________________________
Dominator of Destruction by pin via
Self-Destruction
(Moving to final round of United
States title tournament)
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{cut to shot of the commentary table}
Lex Victor: There
it is. That was quite a match for Dominator. Anyway, he's going to rest up between now and his next match. He's
going to need it because Jeff Beam is fresh and ready for this coming match.
Knee Johnson: I am
beginning to think you just can't trust anyone in this world. Everyone is turning to Kain Piller! We have this
F² stuff which I thought was fine until Piller joined up with 'em. Now if only Tunzy could go back to being
"Godly"! That's when he really could have told off Piller for being such a moron! I like Piller's attitude
and everything... problem is he stabbed me in my back a long time ago and I'll never forget it. {takes a swig of
his Heineken}
Michael Richardson: You really should get over that, Knee. You weren't even part of the PC when he turned against them.
He never stabbed you in the back.
Knee Johnson: You
don't understand, Mike. It's the thought that counts.
Michael Richardson: Fine. It seems you always have a snappy come back for anything anyone says to try to get your mind
of the PsYcho ConnectioN.
Knee Johnson: That's
just the way life goes. {takes another swig of his Heineken}
Lex Victor: Real
nice, guys, but I have to ask you since when did I say you could bring beer on the show?
Knee Johnson: You
said I couldn't bring Budweiser, Lex! Now you're saying no beer? Ah man! I hate you Lex!
Lex Victor: I said
beer distinctly. Now get rid of it.
Knee Johnson: Oh!
Well, in that case... {chuggs down the rest of the large can of Heineken}
Lex Victor: Oh my...
Michael Richardson: Don't worry, Lex. Here comes a commercial break.
Stay tuned for more CNWF² action
when we return!